should've second thought yourself the moment you turned around
my gain, your loss
( i'm afraid )
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
Lewis Carroll goes up to the counter and orders a cup of tea. He goes to sit down at a table, but becomes increasingly agitated. He forces everyone to switch seats so that he can get a seat by the window. Ten minutes later (although the clock on the wall still reads 6pm), he decides he’s had enough of the window and makes everyone move again so that he can sit near the counter. He continues forcing everyone to rotate around the room until he is alone in the Starbucks. The barista is so frustrated that she threatens to behead him if he doesn’t leave. He exits quietly, but not before stealing all of the tarts from the pastry case.